pappu jokes in urdu

Lecturer: What do you get if you cross an elephant with the internet?
Pappu: I don't know, but it would be e-normous.

Girlfriend: I can't marry you, I am one year elder to you.
Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.

Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.

Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?
Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.

Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.